you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
it's like heaven, but drunker
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
They took my balls.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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