Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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