i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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