If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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