Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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