Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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