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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
