drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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