I heard we made out
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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