Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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