their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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