YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Bring me that man meat
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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