I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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