I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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