I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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