We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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