Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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