I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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