seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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