dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
