I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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