Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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