someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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