I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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