Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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