I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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