But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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