I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
