I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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