I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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