It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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