Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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