just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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