I need help removing her.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Randomize