erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
honey bunches of taint.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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