My hand turned me down
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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