we have pet lesbian snakes
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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