Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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