Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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