Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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