I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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