there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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