Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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