I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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