He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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