Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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