i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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