have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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