youre lurking in front of me
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize