You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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