Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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