kristin has been a bad kristin
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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