quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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