Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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