On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
whose ass print is on the piano?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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