no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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